(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs
this is a joint tumblr between two absurd people.
additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes
6 AM: jogging
7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options
3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall
4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s
6 PM: dinner for one
7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably
clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks
We found the best one.
why do white girls think coachella is an excuse to dress so embarrassingly
Cause it’s too hot for them to put on their klan robes.